The Embassy Part 3: In Conclusion

I thought I would conclude with some interesting life lessons I learned from work…
5. The second hand on my watch does do 60 seconds in a minute, I counted multiple times
6. An elderly man who has no interest in the ATM will say “you’re pretty”,
but a young man who doesn’t have interest in the ATM will use the back door to the bank after my first day to avoid confronting me…
7. The most interesting shirt I saw said:

 I’m too
SEXY
for my
HAIR
that’s why there isn’t any
THERE

8. Nobody is boring or annoying when you’re bored enough to count seconds
9. People can’t understand me when I talk OR they don’t know what the word “ATM” means
10. I was disappointed to learn that being an ATM Ambassador doesn’t qualify me for a free upgrade to first class seating on planes.